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The Secret of a long happy marriage

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The Secret of a long happy marriage

Post  Dark Knight on 11/11/2008, 7:31 pm


A couple was celebrating their golden wedding anniversary on the beaches in Montego Bay, Jamaica.
Their domestic tranquility had long been the talk of the town. People would say, "What a peaceful & loving couple".
The local newspaper reporter was inquiring as to the secret of their long and happy marriage.
The Husband replied: "Well, it dates back to our honeymoon in America ,"
explained the man.
"We visited the Grand Canyon, in Arizona ,and took a trip, down to the bottom of the canyon, by horse.
We hadn't gone too far when my wife's horse stumbled and she almost fell off.
My wife looked down at the horse and quietly said, "That's once." "We proceeded a little further and horse stumbled again.
Once more my wife quietly said, "That's twice." "We hadn't gone a half-mile when the horse stumbled for the third time.
My wife quietly removed a revolver from her purse and shot the horse dead.
I SHOUTED at her, "What's wrong with you, Woman! Why did you shoot the poor animal like that Are you crazy? She looked at ME, and quietly said, "That's once."
"And from that moment.....we have lived happily every after."


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Post  daved on 12/11/2008, 3:44 am

Brilliant and absolutely spot on Laughing Laughing
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Post  Dark Knight on 12/11/2008, 5:04 am

thought some of you may like this!!


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Post  Nick on 12/11/2008, 7:00 am

Yup very funny, until your fiance reads this and says 'that's once' !! Laughing


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